Ninja summer

Things to do in the summer heat:
- relax
-read a book
-have a picnic
-eat watermelon
-swim in the pool

Things to NOT do in the summer heat
- do not jump out on the side on the pool thinking you are a ninja warrior ( because you are not)
- do not allow your right hand to slip off the side of the pool, leaving your left hand to take the full and hefty weight of your water-logged body
- do not add a little twist at the end of your leap as this will make your wrist cry and curse you

 I know! These are the stories my kids will tell their kids and we will sit around and laugh but right now there are some serious painkillers calling my name.
Repeat after me Mumma's, mamma's, momma's and mummy's,
"I am not a Ninja warrior Princess and I should use the ladder.
 I am not a Ninja warrior Princess and I should use the ladder.
 I am not a Ninja warrior Princess and I should use the ladder."
 

You're welcome