Teddy wears a turtleneck

Teddy bear was very cute.
He was also very fluffy.
He was so fluffy that little bits of grass got stuck in his fur.
He was so fluffy that people thought he was a cushion and sat on him.
He was sooooo fluffy that he couldn't even see where he was going.

 

So Teddy's mummy got out her trusty clippers.

Teddy was not happy.

Teddy was very, very not happy.

Not only did she clip away all his lovely soft, warm, fluffy fur.

 

 

 

 

She also made him wear this humiliating pink turtleneck cardigan.

Poor teddy.

Even the cat laughed.