Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Best Book Titles - Wordless Wednesday

Let me say this first - I am easily amused.
Set me down with 10 spare minutes and a google screen and I am as happy as a pig in poo!

This morning with a cup of coffee and too much time on my hands, I thought I would find a new book to download onto my Kindle.
So I googled "Funny Books" and hit search.

Now that I have stopped snort laughing, I am sharing my favourites, in all their glorious wrongness.


 
Please...don't.

 
For woodworkers who have already made enough decorative bowls and cutting boards.
 
 

 
It seems there is no end to the handiness of some people, and whether you are a cat owner or dog owner there is no reason why you shouldn't be able to shave them bald and come up with something cosy.
 
If Self Improvement is more your thing, don't worry! I have something special for you.
 
I've tried this. It totally doesn't work.


Like, REALLY love him.
In red ink.
That's a lot of love.

 
Perhaps I should get a copy of this for J-man , along with a balaclava and a machine gun.

 
oh dear!

 
I think I already read this one.. I am awesome!

For those preferring some fictional escape -

Love the little elf cuddling Santa LOL

 
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A question every mother has asked at least once in the toddler years.
 

 
Okay this one might be a fake but it made me laugh.

 
But this one is real. Someone actually thought that was an appropriate title.
 
 
And finally, for those nights when you just are not "In The Mood"

I'm off to buy some wool.
xxx



Linking up for Wordless Wednesday (or in my case Minimal Word usage as I can never shut up completely)



Trish at My Little Drummer Boys  

My Little Drummer Boys

Bree @ Twinkle in the Eye





& Create With Joy
 

12 comments:

  1. LOL!
    What's with the testicles?!!
    And the book on seducing teen boys?!!
    So wrong!
    Thanks for the laughs!

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  2. These are hilarious!!! I am like you - 10 minutes googling ramdom stuff & I am a happy chappy!! Nice one!! :)

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  3. ROTFL - SOOOO funny, thanks for sharing Lisa, those are just GOLD DUST! Great great post :) I'm about to flog it on twitter :) xx

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  4. LOL - those are excellent !!!!!!!!!!!!
    Have the BEST day !
    Me

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  5. OMG love these! Although if that was the bloke waiting for me in bed I don't think I would be saying *not tonight I'm knitting* lol.

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  6. ROFL!!! I could not stop laughing when I read this post! I had to read it out to my wife. Where do these people get their book titles from?!? lol

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  7. Thanks for sharing these; I've had a good chuckle for the day. Cooking with Poo (!)

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  8. Oh how hilarious, had a good belly laugh by the time I got to the dog / cat hair craft books!

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  9. This post has me laughing up a storm. Great finds!! x

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  10. I own cooking with Poo! It's a great book and great recipes :-)

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  11. Really, people actually make up these titles and then sell them? Oh my gosh I couldn't imagine trying to read some of them, especially in front of my boys!

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  12. THAT was hilarious and scary. Post of the week.

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Your comments are welcome, please be kind and respectful. We all have different views of the world, sharing your view with gentle words is appreciated.xxx Lisa