With so much focus these days on retaining your youth and staying hip, happening and fashion forward, the fact is I'm a closet Granny!
School went back today and I was so excited. Not because I have the house to myself again (although that is a very large bonus) but because I can get my floors mopped and my bathrooms scrubbed !
I love to stitch. As in hand held embroidery stitching. I like back stitch and stem stitch and have been known to turn a french knot or 20 in my time.
I like a good hot cup of tea, in a fine china cup, with an Arnotts Scotch finger biscuit.
I talk to my dogs like they genuinely understand what I'm saying. I might have occasionally put bows in their hair to add a little colour on a drab day.
I tend to look at 90% of what the teens are wearing these days and think to myself "Why would you ?", and "What on earth are their parents thinking?".
I own slippers. Multiple sets. A granny can never have too many slippers.
I am suspicious of any meal that is entirely cooked in a microwave. No matter what the research, I still find it hard to believe it can be good for you. My microwave is for reheating stuff and steaming vegies.
The TV is too loud. Noises are too loud. When my kids have their music blaring I wince and look for dark corners to hide in.
But the one thing that confirms that I am a granny is... I own a Bedazzler .
Some people take Bedazzling to a whole new level of wrong...
Or your Va-Jayjay...
So come on, it's time to 'fess up. What do you have hidden in the back of your cupboards?
Linking up with Kirsty from My Home Truths , for I Must Confess on Monday